RhoStop AI Psychosis
The Rho API

Public health notice · for founders

Do you haveAI psychosis?

A 9-question clinical screener, administered by Dr. Remi. Takes about ninety seconds. There is no wrong answer, only revealing ones.

Dr. Remi is not a real doctor · 9 questions · 90 seconds

Side effects may include sudden free time, spontaneous eye contact, an unfamiliar sensation known as closing your laptop, remembering your co-founder's first name, touching grass. · Do not operate the Rho API if you are allergic to knowing your actual numbers. · Founders with over twenty hours of daily screen time may experience withdrawals. · Rho is not responsible for the confusion founders experience with free time.·

One place. One answer. No more psychosis.

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